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Top Ten GP New Orleans Captions

By: MB - February 02, 2003

10. The New Orleans Sausagefest seems to have been a success. [Ichijouji]

9. The herd closes in... [KamiKaze]

8. I have to hand it to him.. PTR's got some balls. [Ichijouji]

7. Darwin gets carried away while somones computer belts out "All Your Base." [theorgg]

6. Bad things happen when Hawaii meets 8 Mile [Ichijouji]

5. Coming soon... My Turboland, Part XXXIV [Vesuvan]

4. Unbeknowest to Matt Noble, the Hanging Gut of Doom advances in for the kill. [Spiffy]

3. Yo, Adrian.... [Prrcyval]

2. Kurt Hahn: "Hey lady, you gonna eat that?" [Tapeworm]

1. This is my Wild Mongrel. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Wild Mongrel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Wild Mongrel is useless. Without my Wild Mongrel I am useless. I must attack with my Wild Mongrel true. I must attack for more than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must swing for 2 before he swings for 2. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my Wild Mongrel and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen. [tracker]

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