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Top Ten PT Chicago Captions

By: MB - February 02, 2003

10. [Kid 2nd from left]: Aren't I lucky? These guys just got sucky artifacts and spells - I got a CREEEEEEEEATURE [Vesuvan]

9. "You love the new 8th edition look, you have always liked the new 8th edition look, big brother wants you to love the new 8th edition look because he loves the new 8th edition look, and you love big brother." [ColeW]

8. "I am not bending my cards. This is just another example of racial profiling!" [AtomicDrunk]

7. "Hey there.. I have my own Magic card. ;)" [Ichijouji]

6. Finkel: "If we were playing constructed, my deck would be THIS big!"
Williams: "Compensator." [Tapeworm]

5. "Captain, thrusters are at.. maxium velocity.. Aha ha...ha ha ha-ha ha.." [Ichijouji]

4. The only way to beat Kai Budde. Mace 'em. [Paladin en-Vec]

3. Happyhat carts around 18k words. [ColeW]

2. "WHAT? This isn't a Tupperware party?" [razors_through_flesh]

1. "Good game. Just kidding, you never had a chance." [JP2k1]

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