Millionth Phage Joke Made Days After Card Is Released

By: OupheKing - February 06, 2003

Metairie, LA -- Tad Hudder was reported to have officially cracked the millionth joke about Phage the Untouchable on Sunday. Phage, one of the more noteworthy cards slated to appear in Legions, the first expansion to Onslaught, reads as such:

Phage the Untouchable
Creature - Minion Legend
When Phage, the Untouchable comes into play, if you didn't play it from your hand, you lose the game.
Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.
Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.
4/4
The gamer, in an attempt to be humorous, reportedly said "I'm putting Phage in my Oath deck derf derf!".

Phage has been the subject of countless jokes, which range from Faceless Butcher to Astral Slide to Parallax Wave to Oath itself.

In related news, the millionth Akroma joke was cracked by internet presence Yawgatog, whose Card of the Week can be viewed here.

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Millionth Phage Joke Made Days After Card Is Released

By: OupheKing - February 06, 2003

Metairie, LA -- Tad Hudder was reported to have officially cracked the millionth joke about Phage the Untouchable on Sunday. Phage, one of the more noteworthy cards slated to appear in Legions, the first expansion to Onslaught, reads as such:

Phage the Untouchable
Creature - Minion Legend
When Phage, the Untouchable comes into play, if you didn't play it from your hand, you lose the game.
Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.
Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.
4/4
The gamer, in an attempt to be humorous, reportedly said "I'm putting Phage in my Oath deck derf derf!".

Phage has been the subject of countless jokes, which range from Faceless Butcher to Astral Slide to Parallax Wave to Oath itself.

In related news, the millionth Akroma joke was cracked by internet presence Yawgatog, whose Card of the Week can be viewed here.

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.