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Top Ten PT Venice Captions

By: MB - April 02, 2003

10. "...and these are my kids who will starve if you don't scoop to me right now. C'mon, you don't want to break their hearts do you? Look at those faces, man." [Pale Mage]

9. "Oh. Hey, Baby Huey." [theorgg]

8. Yup, they're still waiting for David Humphreys......to mulligan or keep! [budleiser]

7. "I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch
of guys who probably want to kick my ass. I feel like I'm back in high school." [darigaaz]

6. Players wisely back up as rubin lifts one cheek. [budleiser]

5. Shit, we've been seen! Hide the Eisel registration sheet! [Dantes]

4. "ONE MILLION DOLLARS!! BWHAHAHAHA" [budleiser]

3. "You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes." [DarkRedeemer/budleiser]

2. A wave of embarassment overcomes Diego as he realizes he accidentally wore his "secret" GAY shirt to the Pro Tour. [billking]

1. "We could have any of the guys in this room."
"Yep."
*shudder*
*shudder*
...
"You're at 16?" [TurboFag]

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