DCI Hands Out the Perms

By: MB - September 22, 2001

The DCI announced Tuesday the addition of 4 new players to the DCI banned list.

One player, Ari Cores, is just some miser who got caught adding cards to his sealed deck. The other three, David Dewaelsche, Ryan Roe, and Theron Martin, were members of a fraudulent tournament reporting conspiracy based out of a gaming store owned by Mr. Dewaelsche.

They would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids at the DCI, who were tipped off by Kenny Crawford, who will go down in history as the rat who squealed out Theron Martin.

Martin, well known for his series of Metagame Madness articles, has written one last article proclaiming his innocence, and the injustice of the DCI. Crawford has posed a follow-up article on Mindripper revealing all the juicy details.

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DCI Hands Out the Perms

By: MB - September 22, 2001

The DCI announced Tuesday the addition of 4 new players to the DCI banned list.

One player, Ari Cores, is just some miser who got caught adding cards to his sealed deck. The other three, David Dewaelsche, Ryan Roe, and Theron Martin, were members of a fraudulent tournament reporting conspiracy based out of a gaming store owned by Mr. Dewaelsche.

They would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids at the DCI, who were tipped off by Kenny Crawford, who will go down in history as the rat who squealed out Theron Martin.

Martin, well known for his series of Metagame Madness articles, has written one last article proclaiming his innocence, and the injustice of the DCI. Crawford has posed a follow-up article on Mindripper revealing all the juicy details.

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.