You Make the Card of the Week - Recap

By: Yawgatog - April 21, 2003

The first and last You Make the Card of the Week is finally over. The people have spoken, and they have said, "unnnhhh...BRAAAAINS..." In the absence of intelligent thought, Infernal Spawn of Zvi was created.



For your amusement, here's a list of all the votes and winners (bold) that were chosen to Make the Card:

Vote 13: Art
  • WINNER

    from MiseTings.com

  • by DeadSmurf

  • by Copernicus

  • by DeadSmurf
Vote 12: Legend or Not?
  • Yes, it should be a Legend.
  • No, it should not be a Legend.
Vote 11: Creature Type
  • Bastard Child
  • Horror
  • Minion
  • Zviling
Vote 10: Flavor Text
  • "Pity Papa Zvi, or pity us for needing him."
  • "Stop it! You're hurting my Zvilings!"
  • The Icatians celebrated the defeat of the Cackling Zvi until they realised he'd left a little something behind.
  • The infant took his first breath . . . and the universe lurched.
Vote 9: Name
  • Infernal Spawn of Zvi
  • Zvilings
  • Zvilings, the Illegitimate
Vote 8: Mana Cost
  • BB
  • 1BB
  • 2B
  • 3B
Vote 7: Power/Toughness
  • 1/2
  • 2/1
  • 2/2
Vote 6: Size
  • 0/1, 0/2, or 1/1
  • 1/2, 2/1, or 2/2
  • 0/4, 1/3, or 2/3
Vote 5: Mechanic
  • When ~this~ comes into play, if ~this~ is in play, put a black Zviling creature token with power and toughness equal to ~this~ into play.
    When ~this~ leaves play, remove the Zviling created with it from the game.
    When the Zviling created with ~this~ leaves play, sacrifice ~this~.
  • T: Target opponent discards a card from his or her hand. You gain 2 life. Play this ability only any time you could play a sorcery.
  • Whenever a player plays a card named Yawgmoth's Bargain, Horn of Greed, or Gaze of Pain, put a 1/1 black Zviling creature token into play.
  • BB, Sacrifice ~this~: Add a Turboland deck from outside the game to your library. Then shuffle your library.
  • Double flanking (Whenever a creature without flanking blocks or is blocked by this creature, that creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.)
  • When ~this~ comes into play, tap target creature or land. That permanent doesn't untap during it's controller's untap step.
  • At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on ~this~.
    Remove three spore counters from ~this~: Put a 1/1 black Zviling Mutant creature token into play.
  • At the beginning of your upkeep, if Papa Zvi is on the money train, put a +1/+1 counter on ~this~. Otherwise, tap ~this~.
  • At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 3. If you don't, put an unpaid child support counter on ~this~.
    At end of turn, ~this~ deals 1 damage to you for each unpaid child support counter on it.
  • When ~this~ comes into play, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonbasic land card. Put that card into play and the rest into your graveyard. ~this~ gets -1/-1 for each nonland card revealed this way.
Vote 4: Subject Runoff
  • The Zvilings
  • Blisterguy's claw
  • Hasbro
Vote 3: Subject
  • Bill Gates
  • Blisterguy's claw
  • Hasbro
  • Kurt Hahn
  • Martha Stewart
  • Mike Long
  • Peter "PTR" Szigeti
  • Skeletor
  • The "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady
  • The Zvilings
Vote 2: Card Type
  • Creature
  • Enchantment
  • Sorcery
  • Instant
Vote 1: Color
  • White
  • Blue
  • Black
  • Red
  • Green
  • Artifact
  • Land

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You Make the Card of the Week - Recap

By: Yawgatog - April 21, 2003

The first and last You Make the Card of the Week is finally over. The people have spoken, and they have said, "unnnhhh...BRAAAAINS..." In the absence of intelligent thought, Infernal Spawn of Zvi was created.



For your amusement, here's a list of all the votes and winners (bold) that were chosen to Make the Card:

Vote 13: Art
  • WINNER

    from MiseTings.com

  • by DeadSmurf

  • by Copernicus

  • by DeadSmurf
Vote 12: Legend or Not?
  • Yes, it should be a Legend.
  • No, it should not be a Legend.
Vote 11: Creature Type
  • Bastard Child
  • Horror
  • Minion
  • Zviling
Vote 10: Flavor Text
  • "Pity Papa Zvi, or pity us for needing him."
  • "Stop it! You're hurting my Zvilings!"
  • The Icatians celebrated the defeat of the Cackling Zvi until they realised he'd left a little something behind.
  • The infant took his first breath . . . and the universe lurched.
Vote 9: Name
  • Infernal Spawn of Zvi
  • Zvilings
  • Zvilings, the Illegitimate
Vote 8: Mana Cost
  • BB
  • 1BB
  • 2B
  • 3B
Vote 7: Power/Toughness
  • 1/2
  • 2/1
  • 2/2
Vote 6: Size
  • 0/1, 0/2, or 1/1
  • 1/2, 2/1, or 2/2
  • 0/4, 1/3, or 2/3
Vote 5: Mechanic
  • When ~this~ comes into play, if ~this~ is in play, put a black Zviling creature token with power and toughness equal to ~this~ into play.
    When ~this~ leaves play, remove the Zviling created with it from the game.
    When the Zviling created with ~this~ leaves play, sacrifice ~this~.
  • T: Target opponent discards a card from his or her hand. You gain 2 life. Play this ability only any time you could play a sorcery.
  • Whenever a player plays a card named Yawgmoth's Bargain, Horn of Greed, or Gaze of Pain, put a 1/1 black Zviling creature token into play.
  • BB, Sacrifice ~this~: Add a Turboland deck from outside the game to your library. Then shuffle your library.
  • Double flanking (Whenever a creature without flanking blocks or is blocked by this creature, that creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.)
  • When ~this~ comes into play, tap target creature or land. That permanent doesn't untap during it's controller's untap step.
  • At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on ~this~.
    Remove three spore counters from ~this~: Put a 1/1 black Zviling Mutant creature token into play.
  • At the beginning of your upkeep, if Papa Zvi is on the money train, put a +1/+1 counter on ~this~. Otherwise, tap ~this~.
  • At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 3. If you don't, put an unpaid child support counter on ~this~.
    At end of turn, ~this~ deals 1 damage to you for each unpaid child support counter on it.
  • When ~this~ comes into play, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonbasic land card. Put that card into play and the rest into your graveyard. ~this~ gets -1/-1 for each nonland card revealed this way.
Vote 4: Subject Runoff
  • The Zvilings
  • Blisterguy's claw
  • Hasbro
Vote 3: Subject
  • Bill Gates
  • Blisterguy's claw
  • Hasbro
  • Kurt Hahn
  • Martha Stewart
  • Mike Long
  • Peter "PTR" Szigeti
  • Skeletor
  • The "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady
  • The Zvilings
Vote 2: Card Type
  • Creature
  • Enchantment
  • Sorcery
  • Instant
Vote 1: Color
  • White
  • Blue
  • Black
  • Red
  • Green
  • Artifact
  • Land

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.