We've all been there, at PTQ, or GP trial, or some other such event, you spot the girl of your dreams. She could be the definition of beauty or she could be smelly, dirty, and missing teeth, but the fact that she is a fellow gamer makes her strangely attractive. Maybe it's because she is the only female in the room. Maybe it's because she is the only female you have seen all day, but, I don't think so. You see, every gamer, whether they realize it or not, has a subconcious desire to find and mate with a fellow gamer. Everyone wants to find that special gamer girl who will play Diablo, and Solomon Draft with you, until death do you part. This is the gamer dream.

The only problem is this: Dreamy Gamer Girl is always sandwiched between a dozen sweaty gamers, vying for her attention. How on earth will you get Dreamy Gamer Girl to talk to you? Use a cheesy pick-up line, of course!

MiseTings readers are special. You are not typical gamers, but cultured members of the gaming elite. You deserve to have the ultimate gamer dream become a reality. To this extent I am revealing exclusively to the MiseTings public, the best 10 Magic pick-up lines. This isn't a guarantee into gamer nirvana, but it might help you break that ice and at least get you in the door.

10 Best MTG Pick Up Lines

• (friendly) - Hi there, game here often?
• (inquisitive) - Is that a bloom in your lap or are u just happy to see me? (only works on cheaters)
• (practical) - I've been thinking, you're in need of a shower I'm in need to shower. Why don't we conserve some water and shower together?
• (dramatic) - Girl you must be a red mage, cuz you're burning me up inside.
• (thoughtful) - I bet you give real good Masticore.
• (religious) - You must have been sent down here by Morphling herself!
• (direct) - Nice shoes. Wanna draft?
• (looking at sealed deck) - Wow you have a nice assortment of beasts! Wanna see mine? (evil grin)
• (flattery) - Anyone ever tell you that you look like Jasmine Boreal?
• (confrontational) - Why dont u lose the lamer and get with a gamer?

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We've all been there, at PTQ, or GP trial, or some other such event, you spot the girl of your dreams. She could be the definition of beauty or she could be smelly, dirty, and missing teeth, but the fact that she is a fellow gamer makes her strangely attractive. Maybe it's because she is the only female in the room. Maybe it's because she is the only female you have seen all day, but, I don't think so. You see, every gamer, whether they realize it or not, has a subconcious desire to find and mate with a fellow gamer. Everyone wants to find that special gamer girl who will play Diablo, and Solomon Draft with you, until death do you part. This is the gamer dream.

The only problem is this: Dreamy Gamer Girl is always sandwiched between a dozen sweaty gamers, vying for her attention. How on earth will you get Dreamy Gamer Girl to talk to you? Use a cheesy pick-up line, of course!

MiseTings readers are special. You are not typical gamers, but cultured members of the gaming elite. You deserve to have the ultimate gamer dream become a reality. To this extent I am revealing exclusively to the MiseTings public, the best 10 Magic pick-up lines. This isn't a guarantee into gamer nirvana, but it might help you break that ice and at least get you in the door.

10 Best MTG Pick Up Lines

• (friendly) - Hi there, game here often?
• (inquisitive) - Is that a bloom in your lap or are u just happy to see me? (only works on cheaters)
• (practical) - I've been thinking, you're in need of a shower I'm in need to shower. Why don't we conserve some water and shower together?
• (dramatic) - Girl you must be a red mage, cuz you're burning me up inside.
• (thoughtful) - I bet you give real good Masticore.
• (religious) - You must have been sent down here by Morphling herself!
• (direct) - Nice shoes. Wanna draft?
• (looking at sealed deck) - Wow you have a nice assortment of beasts! Wanna see mine? (evil grin)
• (flattery) - Anyone ever tell you that you look like Jasmine Boreal?
• (confrontational) - Why dont u lose the lamer and get with a gamer?

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!