So it turns out your Tower of Champions/Tinker deck was a few cards off the optimal build given the metagame at New Orleans. But before you hit up the PTQ’s again, here’s what the fates have lined up for you this week.

Aries: (March 21—April 19)
Your future looks bleak and desperate this week. However, Chrome Mox looks hot in the short term.

Taurus: (April 20—May 20)
Yes, technically you did think of the Isochron/Final Fortune half of the combo long before Tony Rungee ever added Platinum Angel to the deck, but don’t expect your friends to be too impressed.

Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
The stars indicate that Icy Manipulator and Clockwork Dragon are the keys to victory in your next Mirrodin draft. Be sure to bring your own, just in case the packs are uncooperative.

Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
While you certainly don’t mind using Magic Online’s user-friendly interface, you will nevertheless be somewhat disappointed when your legs are crushed by that train.

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
Sure, the intrigue surrounding the tech leaks at New Orleans was exciting, but the stars advise you not to tell anyone about how you leaked your pants while reading the coverage.

Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
After $100 worth of pulls, you will start to wonder if you are ever going to get that darn Mox out of the Box.

Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
You are in for an emotional week when it is revealed that Mark Rosewater is your father.

Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
There will be a silver lining for you this week when you discover that conjugal visits are just long enough for you to get in a draft.

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
Despite its near-legendary status, you will have a hard time convincing the judge that your monster cock should count towards Affinity for Artifacts. (Happy now, Sagittarius people?)

Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
Don’t be afraid to bid on those discounted Event Tickets with confidence. After all, he says he’s got references, right?

Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
Though you will be understandably relieved this week following your narrow acquittal, it is still inappropriate to yell “Thanks, barn!” at the jurors.

Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
While it is true that your fate is controlled by divine cosmological entities, the stars still maintain that you are the biggest topdecking sack of luck they have ever seen.

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So it turns out your Tower of Champions/Tinker deck was a few cards off the optimal build given the metagame at New Orleans. But before you hit up the PTQ’s again, here’s what the fates have lined up for you this week.

Aries: (March 21—April 19)
Your future looks bleak and desperate this week. However, Chrome Mox looks hot in the short term.

Taurus: (April 20—May 20)
Yes, technically you did think of the Isochron/Final Fortune half of the combo long before Tony Rungee ever added Platinum Angel to the deck, but don’t expect your friends to be too impressed.

Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
The stars indicate that Icy Manipulator and Clockwork Dragon are the keys to victory in your next Mirrodin draft. Be sure to bring your own, just in case the packs are uncooperative.

Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
While you certainly don’t mind using Magic Online’s user-friendly interface, you will nevertheless be somewhat disappointed when your legs are crushed by that train.

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
Sure, the intrigue surrounding the tech leaks at New Orleans was exciting, but the stars advise you not to tell anyone about how you leaked your pants while reading the coverage.

Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
After $100 worth of pulls, you will start to wonder if you are ever going to get that darn Mox out of the Box.

Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
You are in for an emotional week when it is revealed that Mark Rosewater is your father.

Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
There will be a silver lining for you this week when you discover that conjugal visits are just long enough for you to get in a draft.

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
Despite its near-legendary status, you will have a hard time convincing the judge that your monster cock should count towards Affinity for Artifacts. (Happy now, Sagittarius people?)

Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
Don’t be afraid to bid on those discounted Event Tickets with confidence. After all, he says he’s got references, right?

Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
Though you will be understandably relieved this week following your narrow acquittal, it is still inappropriate to yell “Thanks, barn!” at the jurors.

Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
While it is true that your fate is controlled by divine cosmological entities, the stars still maintain that you are the biggest topdecking sack of luck they have ever seen.

cavedan
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cavedan199@yahoo.com

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