Overrun Triggers Attack Of Tourrette Syndrome

By: Anonymous - October 25, 2001

San Francisco, CA -- Preston Tinnsman was just one win away from a Top 8 berth at his local Pro Tour - San Diego Qualifier. In the final round, he seemed to have it all but in the bag when his opponent, Timmy McWimmy, drew and cast Overrun, attacking for the win. Naturally dismayed, Tinnsman was nonetheless gracious, shaking his opponent's hand and congratulating him on making Top 8 before stepping outside for a much-needed cigarette.

Once out of earshot, however, Tinnsman was immediately wracked by Tourette Syndrome, a disorder he had previously shown no signs of.

"Fucking piece-of-shit topdecking fuck! With his fucking baseball cap and Oh, I'll cast Overrun now, I'll take a shit on his fucking head!"

After pausing for a long drag of his smoke, the stream of obcenities continued, becoming more and more confused.
"You know what? Fuck him. Fuck. Him. Fuck him all the way to fucktown. Shitsville USA. Giant assram fuckrod fuckjob FUCK!"

This is the fourth reported case of the Odyssey(tm) uncommon triggering such an attack.

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Overrun Triggers Attack Of Tourrette Syndrome

By: Anonymous - October 25, 2001

San Francisco, CA -- Preston Tinnsman was just one win away from a Top 8 berth at his local Pro Tour - San Diego Qualifier. In the final round, he seemed to have it all but in the bag when his opponent, Timmy McWimmy, drew and cast Overrun, attacking for the win. Naturally dismayed, Tinnsman was nonetheless gracious, shaking his opponent's hand and congratulating him on making Top 8 before stepping outside for a much-needed cigarette.

Once out of earshot, however, Tinnsman was immediately wracked by Tourette Syndrome, a disorder he had previously shown no signs of.

"Fucking piece-of-shit topdecking fuck! With his fucking baseball cap and Oh, I'll cast Overrun now, I'll take a shit on his fucking head!"

After pausing for a long drag of his smoke, the stream of obcenities continued, becoming more and more confused.
"You know what? Fuck him. Fuck. Him. Fuck him all the way to fucktown. Shitsville USA. Giant assram fuckrod fuckjob FUCK!"

This is the fourth reported case of the Odyssey(tm) uncommon triggering such an attack.

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.