I just want to apologize for the lack of updates the past couple weeks.

Basically it’s because I’ve been pretty busy with other projects, my internet was down, my computer crashed, I was arrested, my car was impounded, I was grounded, I had a family emergency, I had to trade for four Arcbound Ravagers, a volcano erupted, I had to appear on Springer - I’m not the father, my grandfather died, my hair dyed, my cat went in for surgery, I got married, I got a divorce, I was held captive by midgets, I played “Turbo Zvi” and we went into extra turns, I fell in love with a ghost, my dog ate my email, I overslept, my alarm didn’t work, I forgot about daylight savings time, nine dark riders chased me all the way to Canada, I helped defend Gondor, I ran out of Dayquil, I ran out of socks, I ran for President, I ran a mile in my shoes, Iran militants kidnapped me and left me for dead, I kidnapped Zvi and dissected his head, my uncle turned into a goat, I found a portal to Narnia in my closet, I found a Phyrexian Portal under my bed, I planted the bomb, I defused the bomb, I downloaded every picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar, I hacked the Gibson, I hacked MTGO, I hacked MTGNews, I hacked the planet, I beat Pac-Man, I fired Donald Trump, I ran out of gas, I had a flat tire, I didn't have enough money for cab fare, my tux didn't come back from the cleaners, an old friend came in from out of town, someone stole my car, there was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts, and I’m still in shock from Adam Mesh choosing Samantha over Rachel!

So, yeah, I haven’t been around to update the site recently. I do apologize. But I’m back now, and there is a lot of good stuff in the queue, so stay tuned.

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

I just want to apologize for the lack of updates the past couple weeks.

Basically it’s because I’ve been pretty busy with other projects, my internet was down, my computer crashed, I was arrested, my car was impounded, I was grounded, I had a family emergency, I had to trade for four Arcbound Ravagers, a volcano erupted, I had to appear on Springer - I’m not the father, my grandfather died, my hair dyed, my cat went in for surgery, I got married, I got a divorce, I was held captive by midgets, I played “Turbo Zvi” and we went into extra turns, I fell in love with a ghost, my dog ate my email, I overslept, my alarm didn’t work, I forgot about daylight savings time, nine dark riders chased me all the way to Canada, I helped defend Gondor, I ran out of Dayquil, I ran out of socks, I ran for President, I ran a mile in my shoes, Iran militants kidnapped me and left me for dead, I kidnapped Zvi and dissected his head, my uncle turned into a goat, I found a portal to Narnia in my closet, I found a Phyrexian Portal under my bed, I planted the bomb, I defused the bomb, I downloaded every picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar, I hacked the Gibson, I hacked MTGO, I hacked MTGNews, I hacked the planet, I beat Pac-Man, I fired Donald Trump, I ran out of gas, I had a flat tire, I didn't have enough money for cab fare, my tux didn't come back from the cleaners, an old friend came in from out of town, someone stole my car, there was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts, and I’m still in shock from Adam Mesh choosing Samantha over Rachel!

So, yeah, I haven’t been around to update the site recently. I do apologize. But I’m back now, and there is a lot of good stuff in the queue, so stay tuned.

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!