MiseTings "You Make The Card" - Wrapup

By: BigBlue - June 08, 2004

You Make the Card is now officially over. Sorry for the major delay in getting this card out. Also included is a recap of all the votes that determined our card. And now for your viewing pleasure, I present you the card as designed by the members of Misetings.com!

Which Art?

Winner
Aether Tape Artwork Nominee

- 54

- 34

- 19

- 15

- 2

Æther What?

Æther Tape - 76
Æther Duct - 18

Name Runoff

Æther Duct - 56
Duct Tape - 46
What's In A Name?
Duct Tape - 29
Æther Duct - 26
Bondage - 14
Super-Stasis - 13
Ninja Tape - 9
Misetingian Shackles - 4
Tape-Leg - 4
Wizard's Toolbox - 3
Encumbrance - 3
Taking Hostages - 2

Casting Cost

UUUUU - 37
9U -20
6UU - 14

Flavor Runoff

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. -- G. Weilacher - 53
"What's that? You forfeit? And you want me to take your deck with me? And your binder? And your wallet too? And the keys to your car?" - 48

Flavor Text?

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. -- G. Weilacher - 35

"What's that? You forfeit? And you want me to take your deck with me? And your binder? And your wallet too? And the keys to your car?" - 31

"Mmh mmh mh mmmh mRRMMH!" "That counts as talking, I'm afraid. JUDGE!" - 7

Eventually, they found BIlly in the woods, with duct tape over his mouth and his Magic(r) cards up his ass.- 7
Like the force Duct tape has a light side and a dark side. - 5

"Too much of anything is bad, but too much Duct Tape is barely enough." - Shaun Holloway - 4

"Quit squirming! Just concede if you don't like it." - 3

Duct tape - sticks to your ribs, and everything else. - 2

"Judge! My opponent was breathing!" - 1

"Don't look so annoyed, a little Goof Off will take care of that." - 0

Mechanic Runoff

Your opponents cannot do things. ("Things" includes untapping permanents, drawing cards, using activated abilities of permanents, playing spells, taking turns, and breathing.) - 33

Sacrifice ~this~: Choose one — Counter target spell; or return target permanent to its owner's hand; or tap or untap target permanent; or draw two cards; or regenerate target artifact; or look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order; or counter target activated or triggered ability; or target creature gains flying until end of turn; or search outside the game for a card you own named Stasis and put it into play. - 28

All permanents gain protection from Chaos Orb and Falling Star. - 14

Which Mechanic?

Sacrifice ~this~: Choose one — Counter target spell; or return target permanent to its owner's hand; or tap or untap target permanent; or draw two cards; or regenerate target artifact; or look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order; or counter target activated or triggered ability; or target creature gains flying until end of turn; or search outside the game for a card you own named Stasis and put it into play. - 19

Your opponents cannot do things. ("Things" includes untapping permanents, drawing cards, using activated abilities of permanents, playing spells, taking turns, and breathing.) - 18

All permanents gain protection from Chaos Orb and Falling Star. - 15

Whenever an artifact card is put into your graveyard, you may attach one square inch of duct tape to it and return it from your graveyard to your hand. (Duct tape cannot be attached to other duct tape.) When a card you own is unrecognizable, you lose the game. (Unrecognizable cards can't be played.) - 6

As an additional cost to play ~this~, you may pay X. ~this~ comes into play with X adhesive counters on it. Remove an adhesive counter from ~this~: Target artifact is indestructible until end of turn. - 6

~this~ comes into play with M charge counters on it.
Remove a charge counter from ~this~: Tape, untape, or regenerate target artifact. Sacrifice an artifact: Put a charge counter on ~this~. - 5

At the beginning of your upkeep, tap an untapped permanent you control or sacrifice ~this~.
Nonduck permanents cannot untap and come into play tapped.
If an opponent says something that rhymes with “duck,” put a 1/1 Duck creature token into play. This creature counts as a Bird. - 4

~this~ comes into play with M tape counters on it.
If a noncreature permanent without a tape counter would be destroyed, instead move a tape counter from ~this~ onto that permanent.
$2.99: Put M tape counters on ~this~. - 2

~this~ comes into play with M charge counters on it.
(M): Put a charge counter on ~this~.
(M)(T), remove a charge counter from ~this~: Regenerate target artifact. Put a tape counter on that artifact. - 1
Imprint - Sacrifice a permanent: If target permanent would be put into a graveyard from play this turn, you may remove it from the game instead.Treat all cards imprinted on ~this~ as if they were in play under your control. - 1

Subject Runoff...

Duct Tape - 31
WotC Development Team - 25
Stasis - 24
Didgeridoos and Minotaurs - 20

Subject?

Stasis - 22
Duct Tape - 19
Didgeridoos and Minotaurs - 15
WotC Development Team - 11
Mentos - The Freshmaker - 9
Old homarids and Merfolk - 9
Mind Controlling Waffles - 6
Evil ravenous mangos - 5
Lurkers, n00bs, and tingers... Oh My! - 2
Kool Aid - 2

Flavor or Function?

Flavor - 71
Function - 24

Global or Local?

Global Enchantment - 54
Local Enchantment - 15

What Type?

Enchantment - 35
Instant - 30
Creature - 26
Sorcery - 9

What Color?

Blue - 28
White - 24
Red - 21
Black - 17
Green - 14
Artifact - 12

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