Complete Champions of Kamigawa Spoiler - Part IV

By: dbuel - July 29, 2004

Red cards

Abe No Kaii
2RR
Creature - Legend
T: Abe No Kaii deals 1 damage to target creature.
T: Target player gets a poison counter.
2/2

Ako's Storm
2R
Enchantment
You may pay 3 instead of paying the mana cost of Ako's Storm.
3: Ako's Storm deals 1 damage to target creature or player.

Atomic Bomb
4RR
Sorcery
Destroy target land and all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Beaucoup Damage
2RRRR
Enchantment
If a source would deal damage to a creature or player, it deals triple that damage to that creature or player instead.

BenTenRei
RRRR
Creature - Ninja
When BenTenRei comes into play, put two 2/2 red Ninja creature tokens into play.
2/2

Break Artifact
1R
Instant
Target artifact becomes Equipment and gains "Equip 1," "Equipped creature gets +1/-1" and "When equipped creature is put into a graveyard, draw two cards." (This effect does not end at end of turn.)

Bukkake
2R
Sorcery
Choose target creature or player. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card. Bukkake deals damage equal to that card's converted mana cost to that creature or player. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Chinese Communism
3RR
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player puts 10,000 1/1 red Peasant creature tokens into play. They have "This creature can't attack or block."

Chinese Dragon
3R
Creature - Dragon
When Chinese Dragon becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it. If you do, put four 1/1 red Human creature tokens into play.
0/4

Clouds Turning Into Iron and Falling All Over Everything
3RR
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may destroy target creature without Flying.

Colorful, Decorative Flags
1R
Enchantment
Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0.

Enter the Dragon
3R
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature has "1: This creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to enchanted creature" and "0: Remove all damage from enchanted creature."

Fighting Game
2R
Enchantment
Each creature has "T: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature."

Flames
3RR
Enchantment
At the end of each player's turn, Flames deals 3 damage to that player if he or she didn't play a spell this turn.

Giant Kickass Elephant
3RR
Creature - Elephant
Trample
Whenever an opponent declares blockers, all attacking creatures become unblocked if Giant Kickass Elephant is attacking and is unblocked.
4/4

Girl With Pink Hair
2R
Creature - Human Girl
As long as you control one or more permanents named Girl With Blue Hair, those permanents and Girl With Pink Hair have "T: Destroy target nonenchantment permanent."
2/2

Gojira
5RR
Creature - Lizard Legend
Trample
T: Destroy target creature or artifact.
7/7

Grand Pricks
3R
Enchantment
Whenver an opponent says "Are you done," draw four cards.

Greatest Gargadon
4RR
Creature - Beast
Whenever Greatest Gargadon attacks or blocks, sacrifice a land.
8/6

Gurkhas
1R
Creature - Human Nomad
Gurkhas can't attack unless defending player controls one or more permanents.
4/4

Invitation to War
4RR
Enchantment
Sacrifice a land: Target creature can't be blocked this turn. Any player may play this ability.

Kamehameha
4R
Instant
Kamehameha deals 6 damage to target creature.

KHAAAAAAAN
4R
Sorcery
Choose any number of target players. For each of those players, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card. KHAAAAAAAN deals damage equal to that card's converted mana cost to that player, then you put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Khmer Rouge
2RR
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices half of the creatures he or she controls, rounded down.

Kool-Aid
2R
Creature - Giant Beverage
T: Destroy target Wall.
2/2

Lightning Rith
1R
Enchantment
Whenever a player cycles a card, you may pay 1. If you do, put a 6/6 red, green and white Dragon creature token into play. It has Flying and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may pay 2G. If you do, choose a color. Put a 1/1 green Saproling creature token into play for each permanent of that color."

Lost Goblin
1R
Creature - Goblin
At the beginning of your upkeep, each Oni deals damage equal to its power to Lost Goblin.
2/2

More?
3R
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may search his or her library for a creature card, put it into play, then shuffle his or her library. If he or she does, an opponent of that player repeats this process.

MSG
R
Enchantment
Whenever a creature becomes tapped, MSG deals 1 damage to it.

Oni General
4R
Creature - Oni
Oni General can't block.
5/4

Oni Logic
3RR
Enchantment
Whenever a creature blocks another creature, destroy the creature among them with lesser power. If the creatures are tied for lesser power, destroy them both.

Oni Magi
3RR
Creature - Oni
R: Oni Magi gains Flying until end of turn.
3, T: Oni Magi deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
3/3

Oni Nation
2R
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Oni Nation unless you pay RRR. If you pay, put two 1/1 red Oni creature tokens into play. They have Haste.
At the beginning of your precombat main phase, you may add RRRR to your mana pool.

Oni Politics
4R
Instant
Oni Politics deals lethal damage to target creature.

Oni Warrior
2R
Creature - Oni
Haste
2/2

Planet of the Apes
2R
Enchantment
All non-Human creatures are Apes in addition to their creature types.

Red Censorship
R
Enchantment
All Skeletons are Human-Shaped Blobs instead.

Rift Fledgling
R
Creature - Lizard
1/1

Rift Runner
1R
Creature - Lizard
When Rift Runner comes into play, search your library for a card named Rift Fledgling and put it into play. Then shuffle your library.
1/1

Rift Swarmer
2R
Creature - Lizard
When Rift Swarmer comes into play, search your library for a card named Rift Runner and put it into play. Then shuffle your library.
1/1

Rodan
5RR
Creature - Lizard Bird Legend
Flying
T: Destroy target creature with Flying.
5/5

Run, Isu Gojira
R
Sorcery
Search your library for a card named Gojira, reveal it and put it in your hand. Then shuffle your library.

Scalding Jet
R
Sorcery
Scalding Jet deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
Online - As long as Scalding Jet is in your hand, whenever a creature comes into play under an opponent's control, Scalding Jet deals 2 damage to that creature and 2 damage to that player. (This effect applies online.)

Shatner Blast
1R
Instant
As an additional cost to play Shatner Blast, sacrifice an enchantment.
Shatner Blast deals 5 damage to target creature or player.

Shogun Assassin
5RR
Creature - Human Samurai Legend
T: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
4/3

Shrieking Ouphe
3RR
Creature - Ouphe
Haste
When Shrieking Ouphe comes into play, tap all creatures you don't control.
4/4

Snatch
3RR
Enchant Creature
You control enchanted creature. It can't block.

Soviet Communism
3RR
Enchantment
No one can win the game.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice 1,000,000 creatures and gain control of target land.

Spanish Election
R
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, Spanish Election deals 1 damage to target player.
1: Gain control of Spanish Election. Any player may play this ability.

Spasmic Assault
RRR
Enchantment
Discard a land card from your hand: Put that card into play. Play this ability only once a turn, only when you could play a sorcery and only if you have not played a land this turn.

Speed Hoppper
3R
Creature - Lizard
Haste
4/1

Tora! Tora! Tora!
2R
Enchantment
Creatures you control have Haste.

Utseki's Breath
R
Enchant Creature
When you play Utseki's Breath from your hand, draw a card.
R: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Utseki's Power
RR
Enchant Creature
When you play Utseki's Power from your hand, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

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Complete Champions of Kamigawa Spoiler - Part IV

By: dbuel - July 29, 2004

Red cards

Abe No Kaii
2RR
Creature - Legend
T: Abe No Kaii deals 1 damage to target creature.
T: Target player gets a poison counter.
2/2

Ako's Storm
2R
Enchantment
You may pay 3 instead of paying the mana cost of Ako's Storm.
3: Ako's Storm deals 1 damage to target creature or player.

Atomic Bomb
4RR
Sorcery
Destroy target land and all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Beaucoup Damage
2RRRR
Enchantment
If a source would deal damage to a creature or player, it deals triple that damage to that creature or player instead.

BenTenRei
RRRR
Creature - Ninja
When BenTenRei comes into play, put two 2/2 red Ninja creature tokens into play.
2/2

Break Artifact
1R
Instant
Target artifact becomes Equipment and gains "Equip 1," "Equipped creature gets +1/-1" and "When equipped creature is put into a graveyard, draw two cards." (This effect does not end at end of turn.)

Bukkake
2R
Sorcery
Choose target creature or player. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card. Bukkake deals damage equal to that card's converted mana cost to that creature or player. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Chinese Communism
3RR
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player puts 10,000 1/1 red Peasant creature tokens into play. They have "This creature can't attack or block."

Chinese Dragon
3R
Creature - Dragon
When Chinese Dragon becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it. If you do, put four 1/1 red Human creature tokens into play.
0/4

Clouds Turning Into Iron and Falling All Over Everything
3RR
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may destroy target creature without Flying.

Colorful, Decorative Flags
1R
Enchantment
Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0.

Enter the Dragon
3R
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature has "1: This creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to enchanted creature" and "0: Remove all damage from enchanted creature."

Fighting Game
2R
Enchantment
Each creature has "T: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature."

Flames
3RR
Enchantment
At the end of each player's turn, Flames deals 3 damage to that player if he or she didn't play a spell this turn.

Giant Kickass Elephant
3RR
Creature - Elephant
Trample
Whenever an opponent declares blockers, all attacking creatures become unblocked if Giant Kickass Elephant is attacking and is unblocked.
4/4

Girl With Pink Hair
2R
Creature - Human Girl
As long as you control one or more permanents named Girl With Blue Hair, those permanents and Girl With Pink Hair have "T: Destroy target nonenchantment permanent."
2/2

Gojira
5RR
Creature - Lizard Legend
Trample
T: Destroy target creature or artifact.
7/7

Grand Pricks
3R
Enchantment
Whenver an opponent says "Are you done," draw four cards.

Greatest Gargadon
4RR
Creature - Beast
Whenever Greatest Gargadon attacks or blocks, sacrifice a land.
8/6

Gurkhas
1R
Creature - Human Nomad
Gurkhas can't attack unless defending player controls one or more permanents.
4/4

Invitation to War
4RR
Enchantment
Sacrifice a land: Target creature can't be blocked this turn. Any player may play this ability.

Kamehameha
4R
Instant
Kamehameha deals 6 damage to target creature.

KHAAAAAAAN
4R
Sorcery
Choose any number of target players. For each of those players, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card. KHAAAAAAAN deals damage equal to that card's converted mana cost to that player, then you put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Khmer Rouge
2RR
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices half of the creatures he or she controls, rounded down.

Kool-Aid
2R
Creature - Giant Beverage
T: Destroy target Wall.
2/2

Lightning Rith
1R
Enchantment
Whenever a player cycles a card, you may pay 1. If you do, put a 6/6 red, green and white Dragon creature token into play. It has Flying and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may pay 2G. If you do, choose a color. Put a 1/1 green Saproling creature token into play for each permanent of that color."

Lost Goblin
1R
Creature - Goblin
At the beginning of your upkeep, each Oni deals damage equal to its power to Lost Goblin.
2/2

More?
3R
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may search his or her library for a creature card, put it into play, then shuffle his or her library. If he or she does, an opponent of that player repeats this process.

MSG
R
Enchantment
Whenever a creature becomes tapped, MSG deals 1 damage to it.

Oni General
4R
Creature - Oni
Oni General can't block.
5/4

Oni Logic
3RR
Enchantment
Whenever a creature blocks another creature, destroy the creature among them with lesser power. If the creatures are tied for lesser power, destroy them both.

Oni Magi
3RR
Creature - Oni
R: Oni Magi gains Flying until end of turn.
3, T: Oni Magi deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
3/3

Oni Nation
2R
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Oni Nation unless you pay RRR. If you pay, put two 1/1 red Oni creature tokens into play. They have Haste.
At the beginning of your precombat main phase, you may add RRRR to your mana pool.

Oni Politics
4R
Instant
Oni Politics deals lethal damage to target creature.

Oni Warrior
2R
Creature - Oni
Haste
2/2

Planet of the Apes
2R
Enchantment
All non-Human creatures are Apes in addition to their creature types.

Red Censorship
R
Enchantment
All Skeletons are Human-Shaped Blobs instead.

Rift Fledgling
R
Creature - Lizard
1/1

Rift Runner
1R
Creature - Lizard
When Rift Runner comes into play, search your library for a card named Rift Fledgling and put it into play. Then shuffle your library.
1/1

Rift Swarmer
2R
Creature - Lizard
When Rift Swarmer comes into play, search your library for a card named Rift Runner and put it into play. Then shuffle your library.
1/1

Rodan
5RR
Creature - Lizard Bird Legend
Flying
T: Destroy target creature with Flying.
5/5

Run, Isu Gojira
R
Sorcery
Search your library for a card named Gojira, reveal it and put it in your hand. Then shuffle your library.

Scalding Jet
R
Sorcery
Scalding Jet deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
Online - As long as Scalding Jet is in your hand, whenever a creature comes into play under an opponent's control, Scalding Jet deals 2 damage to that creature and 2 damage to that player. (This effect applies online.)

Shatner Blast
1R
Instant
As an additional cost to play Shatner Blast, sacrifice an enchantment.
Shatner Blast deals 5 damage to target creature or player.

Shogun Assassin
5RR
Creature - Human Samurai Legend
T: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
4/3

Shrieking Ouphe
3RR
Creature - Ouphe
Haste
When Shrieking Ouphe comes into play, tap all creatures you don't control.
4/4

Snatch
3RR
Enchant Creature
You control enchanted creature. It can't block.

Soviet Communism
3RR
Enchantment
No one can win the game.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice 1,000,000 creatures and gain control of target land.

Spanish Election
R
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, Spanish Election deals 1 damage to target player.
1: Gain control of Spanish Election. Any player may play this ability.

Spasmic Assault
RRR
Enchantment
Discard a land card from your hand: Put that card into play. Play this ability only once a turn, only when you could play a sorcery and only if you have not played a land this turn.

Speed Hoppper
3R
Creature - Lizard
Haste
4/1

Tora! Tora! Tora!
2R
Enchantment
Creatures you control have Haste.

Utseki's Breath
R
Enchant Creature
When you play Utseki's Breath from your hand, draw a card.
R: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Utseki's Power
RR
Enchant Creature
When you play Utseki's Power from your hand, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

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