Foil Lands Fail To Win Match

By: Jogs - November 11, 2001

For the second match running, local player Hamish Green's supply of foil basic lands has failed to win the match, resulting in a disappointing 0-2 start to a 4 round FNM tournament. Reports indicate that Hamish was laying foil basic land after foil basic land but somehow he was still beaten by his opponents 'spells' which, while being cheaper than Hamish's pricey mana supply, seemed to have more of an effect on the game.

After the match, Hamish commented "I just don't understand. I spend up to 2 bucks a pop on these foil lands, and still I get done in by a 2 cent Goblin Legionnaire." before sifting shell-shockedly through his deck and then saying "So shiny...".

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Foil Lands Fail To Win Match

By: Jogs - November 11, 2001

For the second match running, local player Hamish Green's supply of foil basic lands has failed to win the match, resulting in a disappointing 0-2 start to a 4 round FNM tournament. Reports indicate that Hamish was laying foil basic land after foil basic land but somehow he was still beaten by his opponents 'spells' which, while being cheaper than Hamish's pricey mana supply, seemed to have more of an effect on the game.

After the match, Hamish commented "I just don't understand. I spend up to 2 bucks a pop on these foil lands, and still I get done in by a 2 cent Goblin Legionnaire." before sifting shell-shockedly through his deck and then saying "So shiny...".

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MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.