Somerville, MA- Peaceful demonstations turned into chaos at Your Move Games today as what had been a rally against the naming of YMG's wildly successful reanimator deck's unfortunate name.

"Benzo is all that is wrong with magic" screamed one protester..."If people think we're all demented nutcases who can't help but scream the names of random cards then we're done for" to widespread cheers from the teeming horde.

"If Academy had been named Benzo I would have played Mono-Green" read a billboard one protester waved about. The event went on without problem until several YMG regulars tried to calm down the protesters, and explain to them that maybe Benzo wasn't that bad a guy after all.

"Play against him then, he's slower then ******* ****!!" was shouted, as the bricks, rocks and other objects began being thrown, and police quickly entered into the fray, tear gassing the street. No major injuries were reported while 4 were arrested.

When reached for comment on these events Benzo said "The Streets shall flow with the blood of the damned" before playing a mountain, yelling "MORE MOUNTAINS MEANS MORE VIOLENCE" and then casting "SONG OF BLOOD" for "1 Violence...2 Violence...Nope a land...3 Violence...Attack you for 24, you are splattered."

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Somerville, MA- Peaceful demonstations turned into chaos at Your Move Games today as what had been a rally against the naming of YMG's wildly successful reanimator deck's unfortunate name.

"Benzo is all that is wrong with magic" screamed one protester..."If people think we're all demented nutcases who can't help but scream the names of random cards then we're done for" to widespread cheers from the teeming horde.

"If Academy had been named Benzo I would have played Mono-Green" read a billboard one protester waved about. The event went on without problem until several YMG regulars tried to calm down the protesters, and explain to them that maybe Benzo wasn't that bad a guy after all.

"Play against him then, he's slower then ******* ****!!" was shouted, as the bricks, rocks and other objects began being thrown, and police quickly entered into the fray, tear gassing the street. No major injuries were reported while 4 were arrested.

When reached for comment on these events Benzo said "The Streets shall flow with the blood of the damned" before playing a mountain, yelling "MORE MOUNTAINS MEANS MORE VIOLENCE" and then casting "SONG OF BLOOD" for "1 Violence...2 Violence...Nope a land...3 Violence...Attack you for 24, you are splattered."

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