Eric Taylor to Eat His Hat

By: MB - November 13, 2001

Showing his disgust for Kai Budde's recent string of Pro Tour victories, Eric Taylor vowed, "If Kai wins Pro Tour New Orleans, I'll eat my hat!" Knowing the probability of the man winning yet another Pro Tour was extremely low, Eric felt comfortable making such a decree. Unfortunately, Eric forgot to take into account that Kai is really an omnipotent extra-terrestrial in disguise.

Upon learning of Kai's victory in New Orleans, Eric seemed a little rattled. "Fuck me, just fuck me with a red hot cigar!" he pleaded, to no avail. Mr. Taylor has already scheduled the hat devouring event to take place at upcoming Pro Tour San Diego. He has encouraged the press to attend and take pictures, which will then be linked to by MiseTings.Com.

When asked to comment about the ramifications of Kai's victory in New Orleans, Taylor stated bitterly:

  1. "WOTC wants magic recognized as a game of skill."
  2. "WOTC is tired of cheaters winning."
  3. "Kai fulfills both roles and he's not terribly ugly."
  4. "WOTC creams their pants on Kai."
  5. "Hats taste horrible."

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Eric Taylor to Eat His Hat

By: MB - November 13, 2001

Showing his disgust for Kai Budde's recent string of Pro Tour victories, Eric Taylor vowed, "If Kai wins Pro Tour New Orleans, I'll eat my hat!" Knowing the probability of the man winning yet another Pro Tour was extremely low, Eric felt comfortable making such a decree. Unfortunately, Eric forgot to take into account that Kai is really an omnipotent extra-terrestrial in disguise.

Upon learning of Kai's victory in New Orleans, Eric seemed a little rattled. "Fuck me, just fuck me with a red hot cigar!" he pleaded, to no avail. Mr. Taylor has already scheduled the hat devouring event to take place at upcoming Pro Tour San Diego. He has encouraged the press to attend and take pictures, which will then be linked to by MiseTings.Com.

When asked to comment about the ramifications of Kai's victory in New Orleans, Taylor stated bitterly:

  1. "WOTC wants magic recognized as a game of skill."
  2. "WOTC is tired of cheaters winning."
  3. "Kai fulfills both roles and he's not terribly ugly."
  4. "WOTC creams their pants on Kai."
  5. "Hats taste horrible."

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.