Eric Taylor to Eat His Hat
Showing his disgust for Kai Budde's recent string of Pro Tour victories, Eric Taylor vowed, "If Kai wins Pro Tour New Orleans, I'll eat my hat!" Knowing the probability of the man winning yet another Pro Tour was extremely low, Eric felt comfortable making such a decree. Unfortunately, Eric forgot to take into account that Kai is really an omnipotent extra-terrestrial in disguise.
Upon learning of Kai's victory in New Orleans, Eric seemed a little rattled. "Fuck me, just fuck me with a red hot cigar!" he pleaded, to no avail. Mr. Taylor has already scheduled the hat devouring event to take place at upcoming Pro Tour San Diego. He has encouraged the press to attend and take pictures, which will then be linked to by MiseTings.Com.
When asked to comment about the ramifications of Kai's victory in New Orleans, Taylor stated bitterly:
- "WOTC wants magic recognized as a game of skill."
- "WOTC is tired of cheaters winning."
- "Kai fulfills both roles and he's not terribly ugly."
- "WOTC creams their pants on Kai."
- "Hats taste horrible."
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