Renton, WA -- During a press conference following the release of Odyssey, a spokesperson for Green said "We've been working really hard to become the best magical colour, and our efforts have finally been rewarded. During Invasion Block, we had some solid attempts like Harrow ranging up to some fair beatings like Pernicious Deed but ultimately Fact or Fiction was just too good. Now, however, we have Call of the Herd and blue has...Traumatize", this prompting bouts of laughter from the assembled press.

After this mocking, Blue, wearing an overcoat that smelt of urine and disguised with Groucho Marx glasses, nose, and moustache, slunk out of the press conference and kicked a can despondently down a nearby alley.

Rumours are that Blue is threatening legal action against Wizards of the Coast.

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Renton, WA -- During a press conference following the release of Odyssey, a spokesperson for Green said "We've been working really hard to become the best magical colour, and our efforts have finally been rewarded. During Invasion Block, we had some solid attempts like Harrow ranging up to some fair beatings like Pernicious Deed but ultimately Fact or Fiction was just too good. Now, however, we have Call of the Herd and blue has...Traumatize", this prompting bouts of laughter from the assembled press.

After this mocking, Blue, wearing an overcoat that smelt of urine and disguised with Groucho Marx glasses, nose, and moustache, slunk out of the press conference and kicked a can despondently down a nearby alley.

Rumours are that Blue is threatening legal action against Wizards of the Coast.

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