Quotes
"On one side of the coin, Kai tries to prove the non-existence
of luck in magic. On the other side, Pikula has his own
magic card"
Andrew Johnson
"They should just start printing the big checks
with Kai's name on them and change them right before the
awards ceremony only in the off chance that he doesn't
win."
Brian Kibler
"WOTC has been creaming their pants about Kai for
the past 24 hours. Someone is gonna have to go in there
with a mop."
Eric Taylor
mikephoen: Kai has won more PTs than Necro.
"Two boys came to me in NY and wanted me to sign
a toy. I did it and then they fought for it."
Kai Budde
"That Meddling Mage guy sure is a lot uglier in
real life!"
Overheard at a New Jersey PTQ
"You are all fools. Fooled by political propaganda.
You don't know shit."
- Pro Tour Champion, Sigurd Eskeland
Bowser: Can royal assassin kill a creature
that is attacking, with its ability?
kyousuke: If the creature is tapped, sure.
kyousuke: BTW 1994 is sick of you and wants you
to join us in 2001. :(
The third duel is also initiated by Nicolas. He
puts a Hidden Spider into play and then Mystic Treefolk.
Tommi Mental Discipline over-use it. Horseshoe Crab now
able to stabilize the situation. Beebles that cannot be
blocked if opponent has enchantment. Which casesadly for
begins attack with new transformed Gargoyle. plays Phyrexian
Processor. only response from Nicolas Urzas Blueprintuse
Hush so can get rid of allows Beeble un-blockable. But
situation hopeless Processorvictory just matter time Tommi.
prefer concede.
[PT London Feature
Match]
BDavis: because, in constructed there are
no decent threshhold cards period. Well, except crusade.
Kibler: Ring ding dong.
Kibler: Ring a ding a ding ding dong.
random: How come you stayed in montreal
for so long?
PTR: What are you talking about?
random: You said you're on the train, so i assumed
you're coming back from montreal.
PTR: You are easily one of the dumbest people I've
ever talked to.
edt: Is Traumatize / Haunting Echoes a good
combo?
ttsai: edt must have gotten new inquest.
Worth: Scott Richards 10-5!
Worth: My next question..
Worth: Is the who in the name of Jesus himself
is that guy?
"Hey, I'm not here right now, I'm off administering
savage beats! Leave a message after the ting. Ting!"
- Mike Flores's answering machine
Pikula: Sorry you aren't coming.
Zvi: I've been before, I'll live.
Pikula: I meant for me, now i have to hang out
with Scott Johns.
To: TheronM4@home.com
From: permed4l@hotmail.com
Man dude...I'm really bummed about what happened to you. That's bullshit dude, utter bullshit. But hey look at the bright side, by the time you finally get off the ban you'll be just in time to vote for George Bush III! You filthy motherf@$#ing cheater.
P.S. I cant wait for your metagame madness 2007 article!(An Email sent to Theron Martin by an #mtgpro regular.)
Dave was 3-0-1 coming into the round and
was looking to draw into the top 8. However he was paired
down and due to unforeseen circumstances with his tiebreakers,
he was forced to play an elimination match for top 8.
Dave asked his good friend and teammate Darwin Kastle
to PLEASE play and try to beat Cowley to assure Dave a
top 8. Darwin flat out refused Dave's request as he had
already agreed to a draw with Bruce Cowley. At this point,
after he fell off the Master's Series, Darwin has to look
out for number one, as first and foremost Darwin is trying
to win a championship. Team Captain Rob Dougherty came
by and had a good laugh out of the situation.
Tom Guevin
[YMG
Grudge Match Coverage]
/mode #wotc +b williams@1.year
[topic in #mtgwacky, 9/4/01]
Kibler: "on the list"?
Lauren-: Kibs, let me explain, you are "not" on
the list ... but it would be "some fun" if you were
Kibler: what is "the list"?
Lauren-: surely you men have a list?
Kibler: i have many lists.
Kibler: most of them start with "4 llanowar elf"
MillMan: Zvi what do you do when your not
playing magic?
Zvi: Not play magic?
bpshuler: it all comes down to what your
goal is. and once again, because people don't want to
figure out on their own what they want, they allow marketers
to dictate it to them, then act on it. frustrates me to
no end
Yawgatog: I want Super Mario World for Game Boy
Advance. That'll rule!
Schigiddy, schigiddy, Shwath? Guess what idiot, I got a new Super 88 System! You did not! Swear to god I got it at Chunky's for 2 dollars. Oh Yeah? Lemme see it. Yeah you like that idiot! I do? I got it, you don't, Shut up. Darn... Hey guess what. What? It has new game! What game? I want to play it, it is called Mario Twins, they look the same! Wow! Good god, they look so much the same, I would say to them "Hey, you want ice cream cone?" Both of them say yes! How in the heck? They are twins, that is why. Hey, let's play it! Alright!
"The best story ever from the ptq in nyc was the
randoms we played in round 1- they sit down and one of
the guy says 'that guy won a pro-tour, that guy won the
invitational, and that guy kicked my ass at the pre-release.'"
Tony Tsai
"One time for Tommy!" - Tom Guevin